so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Do vagina's smell?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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