All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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