I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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