It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize