Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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