hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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