I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So here I am, sexting at work.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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