what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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