sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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