I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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