We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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