Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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