Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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