They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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