After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
