i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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