if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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