Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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