if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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