Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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