We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I am one with the molecules
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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