It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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