shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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