K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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