I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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