Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just high enough for therapy.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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