I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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