please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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