More tranny stories later!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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