when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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