how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I see more hoeing in ur future
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