My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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