That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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