yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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