They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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