What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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