so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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