Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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