just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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