I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
