its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize
