She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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