doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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