So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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