discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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