The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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