If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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