Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
did i just pee glitter
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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