its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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