He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
