Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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