Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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