I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
