did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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