You're so nebulous sometimes
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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