Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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